take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool:

domina-honoribila:

hellohowyme:

dinosaurnews:

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Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

Me, a chicken and a trex deciding whos gonna eat who

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(via rwby-owns-my-life)

random-brushstrokes:

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L.A. Ring - Alone. Interior by lamplight with a man sitting in thought (1899)

yeoldenews:
“yesterdaysprint:
“ Lawrence Daily Journal, Kansas, March 18, 1898
”
I feel like this drawing does not adequately convey the fact that Waffles weighed 17 pounds.
(source: The Philadelphia Times, February 15, 1898.)
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yeoldenews:

yesterdaysprint:

Lawrence Daily Journal, Kansas, March 18, 1898

I feel like this drawing does not adequately convey the fact that Waffles weighed 17 pounds.

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(source: The Philadelphia Times, February 15, 1898.)

(via notwiselybuttoowell)

crying-over-really-dumb-things:

o-ceti:

o-ceti:

o-ceti:

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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

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Bow down to your king

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I can’t stop outdoing myself

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

(via currentlycryingaboutlancelot)

gowns:

evidence that ancient paleolithic venus statues were made by women who were examining their own bodies and sculpting them from their own point of view, not, as previously assumed, exaggerated features from an outside perspective

source: toward decolonizing gender: female vision in the upper paleolithic, catherine hodge mccoid and leroy mcdermott, 1996

(via youngalientype)

ceekari:

bnq:

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind

unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed

(Source: twitter.com, via paradife-loft)

himbofisher:

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infectiouspiss:

googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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lesbiancassius:

Text that reads: Elektra in Mycenae  After Iphigenia dies it’s a lot of where’s Iphi? A lot of where’s Dad? A lot of crawling into your mother’s bed  A lot of Mom, I need you right now A lot of nothing at all A lot of clutching your brother’s small hand at the grocery store  three green twenties and two eight-year-olds walk into a cereal aisle  A lot of dreams hordes of deer the war on cable blaring through the house A lot of When Iphigenia was your age… A lot of I’ll do it myself When your father comes home from the war (and he will) you will leap into his soldier arms and he will tell you how much he loves you because you are his smartest, alivest daughter and even if he did kill you it would be for the love of the gods who talk to you when you’re asleep and you’d be happy to let him spill your blood for something that important especially if you got to look up at him while he did it At night you stare at the sizzling television and watch men kill each other to see his face for a half-secondALT

Elektra in Mycenae, Casey J. King

hotcassavetessummer:

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leonard cohen, “it’s just a city, darling”

doc-avalon:

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As long as none have shown up with three eyes.

ololygas:

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Inger Christensen, translated from the Danish by Susanna Nied

soracities:

“Persephone Writes a Letter to Her Mother”, by A.E. Stallings

First – hell is not so far underground –
My hair gets tangled in the roots of trees
& I can just make out the crunch of footsteps,
The pop of acorns falling, or the chime
Of a shovel squaring a fresh grave or turning
Up the tulip bulbs for separation.
Day & night, creatures with no legs
Or too many, journey to hell and back.
Alas, the burrowing animals have dim eyesight.
They are useless for news of the upper world.
They say the light is “loud” (their figures of speech
All come from sound; their hearing is acute).

The dead are just as dull as you would imagine.
They evolve like the burrowing animals – losing their sight.
They may roam abroad sometimes – but just at night –
They can only tell me if there was a moon.
Again and again, moth-like, they are duped
By any beckoning flame – lamps and candles.
They come back startled & singed, sucking their fingers,
Happy the dirt is cool and dense and blind.
They are silly & grateful and don’t remember anything.
I have tried to tell them stories, but they cannot attend.
They pester you like children for the wrong details –
How long were his fingernails? Did she wear shoes?
How much did they eat for breakfast? What is snow?
And then they pay no attention to the answers.

My husband, bored with their babbling, neither listens nor speaks.
But here there is no fodder for small talk.
The weather is always the same. Nothing happens.
(Though at times I feel the trees, rocking in place
Like grief, clenching the dirt with torturous toes.)
There is nothing to eat here but raw beets & turnips.
There is nothing to drink but mud-filtered rain.
Of course, no one goes hungry or toils, however many –
(The dead breed like the bulbs of daffodils –
Without sex or seed – all underground –
Yet no race has such increase. Worse than insects!)

I miss you and think about you often.
Please send flowers. I am forgetting them.
If I yank them down by the roots, they lose their petals
And smell of compost. Though I try to describe
Their color and fragrance, no one here believes me.
They think they are the same thing as mushrooms.
Yet no dog is so loyal as the dead,
Who have no wives or children and no lives,
No motives, secret or bare, to disobey.
Plus, my husband is a kind, kind master;
He asks nothing of us, nothing at all –
Thus fall changes to winter, winter to fall,
While we learn idleness, a difficult lesson.

He does not fully understand why I write letters.
He says that you will never get them. True –
Mulched-leaf paper sticks together, then rots;
No ink but blood, and it turns brown like the leaves.
He found my stash of letters, for I had hid it,
Thinking he’d be angry. But he never angers.
He took my hands in his hands, my shredded fingers
Which I have sliced for ink, thin paper cuts.
My effort is futile, he says, and doesn’t forbid it.

folkbride:

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Ted Hughes, The Risen