whatshouldwecallhomer:

whatshouldwecallhomer:

Agamemnon:

Achilles:

Athena and Hera:

whatshouldwecallhomer:

Why ancient Greece collapsed only 200 years after the classical period….

whatshouldwecallhomer:

(via tuttofinito)

kittypunches:

If you knock on my door and I say “yeah” it doesn’t mean “Come on in!” it means “stay where you are and state your business.”

THANK YOU! I tried to explain this to my sister once, but she kept barging in.

(via g-iggle)

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

(via cadyintransit)

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

(via cadyintransit)

liampain:

perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you

One of the tags here was “See what being a classical student does to you!” So accurate

(Source: matthitarchive, via acertainidontknowwhat)

interneternal:

what it feels like to be a casual member of a drama filled fandom

(Source: sushiqueef, via rachelmschafer)

frerard:

phrankiero:

Is This A Fall Out Boy Song or a My Chemical Romance Album Title

by Panic! at the Disco

(via thedreamsofelize)

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

Every single day of my life…..

(via thedreamsofelize)